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Stanley
H.P. Twistdom
Gender: Male
Species: Pixie
Age: 180,325
Hair color:       White (Current)
      Black (Younger)
Eye color:       Purple
Personal Information
Affiliations:
  Pixies, Inc.
Occupation:
  The King of Pixies
Residence:
  Pixies, Inc.
Homeworld:
  Pixie World
Aliases:
  Head Pixie

H.P.

Stan

Friends:
  Ice King (BFFFL)

Prof. Farnsworth

Love Interests:
  Anti-Wilma (Most likely current girlfriend)

Ice Queen

Anti-Janice (Ex-Wife)

Interests:
  Cheesecake

Women

Family
Parents:
Pavi (Father)

Ellie (Mother)

Children:
Anti-Cosmo (Son)

Anti-Schnozmo (Son)

Anti-Clarice (Daughter)

An unfathomable amount of babies.

Grandchildren:
Foop

Anti-Rosemary

Anti-William

Sidney

Simon

Siblings:
Doughnut
Pets:
Anti-Terry
Others:
Bill (Uncle)

Luigi (Uncle)

W.C. (Cousin)

Flargo (Cousin)

Damien (Cousin)

Princess Celestia (Ex-Girlfriend)

Pinkie Pie (Ex-Girlfriend)

Ice Queen (Ex-Girlfriend)

Bailey (Ex-Girlfriend)

Lily (Ex-Girlfriend)

Anti-Bailey (Ex-Girlfriend)

Anti-Cosmo (Ex-Boyfriend AU)

Anti-Janice (Ex-Wife)

Blonda (Ex-Girlfriend)

Wanda (Ex-Girlfriend)

Anti-Wanda (One night stand)

Anti-Shelly (Ex-Girlfriend)

Anti-Stanley (A.H.P.) (Anti-Stanley's rape victim)

Cartman's Mom (Ex-Girlfriend)

Timmy's Mom (Ex-Girlfriend)

Anti-Blonda (Ex-Girlfriend)

Shelly (Ex-Girlfriend)

Sidney (One night stand)

Anti-Carrey (One night stand)

Nancy (Ex-Girlfriend)

     "I SWEAR TO DRUNK, I'M NOT GOD." 

--H.P.



H.P., in politer terms, is a male Lion in an enormous pride of Lionesses. He gets what he wants (or who), when he wants. 

He's had nearly every female Pixie in Pixie World. But, enough isn't enough for this brawny male. He's gone to the extent of leaving his own world, and even own universe to find new one-night-stand girlfriends, succeeding. He's most likely the father of over half of the the newest generation of baby Pixies.


He raised his son Anti-Cosmo and Sanderson alone. His ex-wife, Anti-Janice (Anti-Mama Cosma) left him after going insane and abusing him and their second-oldest son.


His best friend is the Ice King, who's from an entirely different universe.  

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